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Lennie Briscoe's One Liners

Wednesday, December 29, 2004


Jerry Orbach was famous for his one liners as Det. Lennie Briscoe on "Law and Order". Here is a sample:

Black Tie (episode title)
(Viewing a corpse in a tuxedo)
Lennie: Conveniently dressed for his funeral.

Sanctuary
Lennie: We don't really give a damn about these people looting and bustin' up people's cars. That's not our department. We're homicide.
Suspect: So?
Lennie: So, your friend there is homicidin' somebody.

Old Friends
Mike (discussing infidelity as a motive for murder): Don't wives always know?
Lennie: Mine did.
Mike: Yours didn't hire a hit man.
Lennie: Not yet.

Scoundrel
Coffee cart vendor (deciphering an order for "skinny cap, no lead."): Decaffeinated cappuccino, with skim milk.
Lennie: What's the point?

Progenitor
Lab technician: It's a photocopy from a machine with dirt on the drums...If you get me the machine and it hasn't been serviced, I can maybe do a positive I.D.
Lennie: Oh great. We'll organize a line-up of Xerox machines.

Jerry passed away this morning.

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posted by Carl from L.A., 8:44 AM

4 Comments:

I know-- he rocked.. I am a super-huge L&O fan...
commented by Blogger Unknown, 8:20 AM  
I love Law & Order, and I always thought the show could continue its revolving cast as it has been doing the last 15 years. Until Jerry Orbach left.
commented by Blogger Carl from L.A., 3:16 PM  
Briscoe approaches a crime seen where earlier, a homeless man had been trying to give CPR to a murdered woman. Upon arriving one cop says to Lennie, "this is the guy who was giving here CPR". The homeless man say "no it was the Hamlick maneuver", to which Lenny replies, "It's the Heimlich Maneuver". The homeless man says "Where's the Heim". To which Lennie replies "It's right around the corner from the Ham".
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